A Special Valentine From Gloomth!

It’s Valentine’s Day and though red paper hearts and message candies are nice we like things a little less saccharine around here! 😉 Today we’re hosting a quick giveaway for anyone less inclined to the sweet side of this “holiday”!

Darkly Dreaming

PRIZE: A $25 Gloomth gift card good towards anything on our site (not including shipping, can’t be combined with other coupons)! 🙂

HOW TO ENTER: Comment on this blog entry with the best dark Valentine’s greeting card slogan you can imagine! One entry per name/person/email address only please. Remember to include your email address so we can contact you if you have won!

Darkly Dreaming

Examples:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
this is my heart,
you broke it in two.

Roses are red,
violets are blue
This is what i have to say:
You suck. I hate you.

We will pick our favourite and you will receive your gift certificate code via email! Winner will be notified tomorrow (15th of Feb, 2013). Good Luck!

-Tae

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Gloomth is a love letter to the misfits of the misfits. Our blog covers strange lifestyle inspiration, diy ideas, our clothing label photoshoots, and more. Written by Gloomth designer Taeden Hall.
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15 Responses to A Special Valentine From Gloomth!

  1. brittany M says:

    On this day of red and pink all I can think of is Ravens and You.

  2. “Thanks for slumping with the blue devils like the dirty puzzle you are. Your black bile and callous & melancholic temperaments becomes you. Fear not my hatred for you, my bleached mort, but rather the imbalanced bodily humors that ooze from your crinkums. Hope you have a miserable Feast of Saint Valentines!”

  3. Bill Gillespie says:

    Too late my love,
    Such coyness dear!
    Sweet whispers found
    Another’s ear.

  4. Chanelle Hicks says:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I ripped out your heart
    And ate it too

    Roses are read
    Violets are blue
    Bloody and dead
    I still love you

  5. Dawn says:

    Roses are red, Violets are violet. On this day of the year, this love is hardly less violent.

  6. Delaune Dunn says:

    Hearts and candies, so cliche’. I never liked them anyways. I hope your next flame is a royal bitch and rips your heart out by the 7 year itch.

  7. I love you, Valentine. That’s why I’ll shoot you first when the zombie apocalypse arrives.

  8. fine says:

    roses are red,
    but now they’re dead,
    they must have seen your face.

  9. Roses are red, violets are blue, our love is dead, so I say fuck you. 🙂

  10. Revenwyn says:

    O! The love that wrenched my heart,
    as you ripped it clean out of my chest
    Watching it flutter there in your hands.
    Squeezing it till I could breathe no more.

    Such is my love for you,
    You fill me, you possess me
    You entice me, you enthrall me
    You smother me, you kill me
    I long to be yours.

    I can no longer live without you
    I am dying in your hands
    Take me, O seductive vampire
    Give me your Dark Gift
    Mark me as yours forever.

  11. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Doing laundry today
    Was more romantic than being with you.

    (It’s even the truth.)

  12. Natalie says:

    Valentine, Valentine,
    The light has faded from your eyes,
    Each red, red rose could not revive,
    Our love my dear, our secret strife
    One rose for your casket,
    One rose for your grave
    One rose for the love you never gave
    One rose for each mourner,
    I know not why they’re here,
    You’re only dead to me my dear.

  13. puzzles says:

    I can’t say a word
    To you today
    And let us hope
    It stays that way.

  14. Roses are dead
    Violets are too.
    My heart was shredded
    when I meant you.

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