It’s Valentine’s Day and though red paper hearts and message candies are nice we like things a little less saccharine around here! 😉 Today we’re hosting a quick giveaway for anyone less inclined to the sweet side of this “holiday”!
PRIZE: A $25 Gloomth gift card good towards anything on our site (not including shipping, can’t be combined with other coupons)! 🙂
HOW TO ENTER: Comment on this blog entry with the best dark Valentine’s greeting card slogan you can imagine! One entry per name/person/email address only please. Remember to include your email address so we can contact you if you have won!
Examples:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
this is my heart,
you broke it in two.
Roses are red,
violets are blue
This is what i have to say:
You suck. I hate you.
We will pick our favourite and you will receive your gift certificate code via email! Winner will be notified tomorrow (15th of Feb, 2013). Good Luck!
-Tae
Gloomth & the Cult of Melancholy 
On this day of red and pink all I can think of is Ravens and You.
“Thanks for slumping with the blue devils like the dirty puzzle you are. Your black bile and callous & melancholic temperaments becomes you. Fear not my hatred for you, my bleached mort, but rather the imbalanced bodily humors that ooze from your crinkums. Hope you have a miserable Feast of Saint Valentines!”
Too late my love,
Such coyness dear!
Sweet whispers found
Another’s ear.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ripped out your heart
And ate it too
Roses are read
Violets are blue
Bloody and dead
I still love you
Roses are red, Violets are violet. On this day of the year, this love is hardly less violent.
Hearts and candies, so cliche’. I never liked them anyways. I hope your next flame is a royal bitch and rips your heart out by the 7 year itch.
I love you, Valentine. That’s why I’ll shoot you first when the zombie apocalypse arrives.
roses are red,
but now they’re dead,
they must have seen your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, our love is dead, so I say fuck you. 🙂
O! The love that wrenched my heart,
as you ripped it clean out of my chest
Watching it flutter there in your hands.
Squeezing it till I could breathe no more.
Such is my love for you,
You fill me, you possess me
You entice me, you enthrall me
You smother me, you kill me
I long to be yours.
I can no longer live without you
I am dying in your hands
Take me, O seductive vampire
Give me your Dark Gift
Mark me as yours forever.
Well, it’s definitely less sweet.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Doing laundry today
Was more romantic than being with you.
(It’s even the truth.)
Valentine, Valentine,
The light has faded from your eyes,
Each red, red rose could not revive,
Our love my dear, our secret strife
One rose for your casket,
One rose for your grave
One rose for the love you never gave
One rose for each mourner,
I know not why they’re here,
You’re only dead to me my dear.
I can’t say a word
To you today
And let us hope
It stays that way.
Roses are dead
Violets are too.
My heart was shredded
when I meant you.