We get a lot of emails about my cats. There’s a photo of them on the contact page and we list them as “staff” members. People have even sent us photos of their own cats! Which we secretly love, as what’s better than kitty photos?

So for all you cat-lovers out there, this post is for you. Consider this the proper introduction to two of Gloomth’s strangest “employees”.

Smokey Josephine Patlova- Smokey came home from school with me one day when I was a kid. She’s quite elderly now. My friends refer to her as the “beanbag”, and she is the deepest sleeper I have ever seen.

Atticus- Is a terrible flirt, accosting any female who enters my apartment. He’s only 2 years old and quite a small cat even now. He has an extraordinary talent for mischief.

Do you have any special pets?

-t