It’s that time of year again! Have you begun to think about your Halloween costume? I have!

Last year I went as a Cupcake. In the *most* unflattering pale blue giant Loli dress with a rainbow bows scattered all over it as sprinkles. I did love my pink wig and Crown-of-Confection! I almost never wear pale colors, least of all pinks/blues, so I wanted to be the opposite of myself for Halloween. Friends did not recognize me in costume, which was fun. 🙂

If you’re agonizing about what to be for Halloween fear not, there are tons of truly tasteless or just plain weird costumes available online. Including:

A pizza slice. Because being greasy is cute when you’re junk food.

“Sexy Dartboard”. What?! “Here, throw things at my body”. This is neither sexy nor a good idea at the bar…

“Heavy Petting Zoo” (Where’s NOFX when I need them?). Ew. Just ew. We all know a guy who would think this was the funniest idea ever. We all know how lonely his bed is.

And just to reiterate that there are lots of sexy variations on classic themes for your Halloween look here’s a classic (NSFW language):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74a

-t